Business
Trump’s campaign offers a partial refund for anyone who bought leggings and wanted Trump to be facing the other way
Wolfgang Puck’s $54 grilled cheese contains no cheese, is baked, and uses thin lines of gravy to mimic the Maillard reaction
Horseshoes used in professional races must now contain at least 0.3% dead horse bone to remind us all that yesterday is still with us today
Man sues Apple for just under 218 million dollars after his Frequently Visited section called him the second worst f-word
Over 74,000 people sign petition for UK supermarket chain ASDA to change its name to Ass Duh
Millions of doggie diapers have been recalled for having the tail hole an inch too low
Merriam and Webster are blaming each other after Blackface was chosen as the word of the day
The oldest elevator in North Dakota still has its original communal handkerchief
Party City just released their new costumes for Halloween 2020 and sexy burlap lamp shade is already out of stock
Netflix apologizes for only having one black kid on Stranger Things or is it in Stranger Things ah who cares their apology wasn’t authentic anyways
Uncle Ben’s changes name, but keeps apostrophe until people learn of its origin
Lip Smacker sued for selling thawed out FROZEN lip balm, forcing Disney to make the F in Frozen the only capital letter
Life hack: Crying during a Zoom meeting may be frowned upon, but running away once noticed can buy you several hours of free time. Just think of a good reason why you cried before you return
Due to record low travel, Orbitz has gone back to selling drinks with balls inside
Kleenex to release reusable tissue just in time for the third wave
California’s governor Gavin Newsom swears he still uses LA Looks hair gel every morning
Limited edition Selsun Blue Lives Matter dandruff shampoo will be given away to the first 451 people in line at upcoming Trump rally
An Archeologist from the University of Iowa finally solved the riddle “Which came first, the shoehorn or the shoelace?”
