Entertainment
Sir Ringo and Sir Paul were seen buying a bunch of fertilizer, so they were put on the terrorism watchlist just in case
Kevin Manning smells like pee and poop all the time
Opinion: Sega’s newest version of Crazy Taxi should be called Crazy Taxi Driver Keeps Killing Lyft Drivers Thus Brainwashing Children To Grow Up And Do The Same Thing
Even Harvey Winestain is upset about Ryan Gosling’s short film about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears blackface’s even more racist arch nemesis WHITEFACE and said he will not allow a single bottle of wine to be in this incredibly insensitive short film and now people are getting tummy aches having to say “I’m with Harvey Winestain”
Executive producer Ellen Generous is said to be funding Ryan Gosling’s short film “?♂️” by their lonesome which is good news for anyone who doesn’t want their name attached to a racist moving picture about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears whiteface to somehow show racial superiority
Ryan Gosling’s upcoming short film “?♂️” is an artistic nightmare of thinly veiled racism and bigotry and let us all hope we wake up from whatever dream state we happen to be in right now because this can’t be real. Can it? We report, you decide
Does Ryan Gosling’s short film about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears whiteface finally prove handsome men can’t be trusted?
The coolest cow in Nebraska is dropping his first EP next Sunday
Paul McCartney’s new autobiography states The Fool On The Hill was about a blemish on Ringo’s nose
Dogs who smoke weed are funnier
Van Gogh’s first painting after chopping off his own ear isn’t anything special
This tiger’s penis is too large to procreate
Fish who heroically escaped monger signs book deal with Penguin
McDonald’s new Tri-Fry is their best idea since PlayPlace
The baseball field Nostradamus played on was just found under France’s oldest laundromat
In real life, those monkeys from The Lion King are all gay
The long and winding road Paul McCartney was talking about wasn’t nearly as winding as he made it sound
The NFL will now allow punters to kick a ball without laces if they promise to never use performance enhancing drugs
