World
The CDC has decided that butane particulates inside of creme brûlée makes it unsafe to eat multiple times per day
Mark Zuckerberg’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was the first person to avoid being painted with an erection by wearing a codpiece
The earliest known photographic evidence showing a white guy thinking of the n-word sells for a whopping $58294929047
A new type of sloth has been discovered hanging on a sewage pipe
The legitimacy of a certificate of authenticity is greatly reduced if the frame is too cute
Man who got pet tortoise stuck in chimney is going to prison until a day after the shelled reptile passes away
The likelihood of accidentally stepping on a creature increases while wearing shoes
To compete with McDonald’s Monopoly promotion, Burger King has placed a tracking device inside of 6 fake onion rings and if you’re lucky enough to choke on one, you will be glad you almost died
A new study has found that 7% of silica gel packets contain Parmesan cheese
Carpet manufacturers are now including bottles of dye to bleach and re-dye your carpet, instead of using a carpet cleaner, which is expected to bankrupt Bissell by 2023
The Hydrogenated Tallow Acid in Irish Spring’s original soap is derived from cows that have a direct ancestral link to ones owned by the guy who bullied Hitler and made fun of his paintings
New dog breed features hairy, curly penis above its butt which will make doggie style a weird thing moving forward
A top exporter of goji berries has been selling dehydrated rat testicles soaked in cherry juice and nobody could tell the difference until a super taster tried a few
GoFundMe launched for man whose ladder was stolen
YouTube video titled Best Memes 2019 spliced in Nazi propaganda, but nobody noticed until it was too late
Life hack: Crying during a Zoom meeting may be frowned upon, but running away once noticed can buy you several hours of free time. Just think of a good reason why you cried before you return
How do leprechauns stay happy despite being so short and ugly? 99 bitches from a recent survey on Family Feud said it’s from the magical beer those drunk bastards are always full of
The road that many thought led nowhere actually leads to a big old mound of Pogs
