U.S.
New uniform for Boise Police Department contains see-through trench coat and clogs
There’s only one lying dog faced pony soldier in this photo and it’s definitely the guy wearing sunglasses (unless he’s blind, then he is a gift from God)
Megyn Kelly hates black licorice almost enough to join KKK without written approval from husband
Jeff Bezos’ shower has a bed for daily prostate enhancement
No crowd, no problem says one high school football coach. “We’ll fill the seats with cans of biscuits. They will all grow and explode with time, as do we all, and they’ll explode at different times for maximum fun. Donations accepted at all Kroger locations til next Tuesday. GOOO AARDVARKS!”
Limited Edition MyPillow™ has 12 different types of feathers
Top Wikipedia contributor busted for re-using photo of dark urine sample
Trump: “Boo all you want. Gunsmoke was better than Bonanza.”
Zagat award winning pastry chef arrested for filling poo colored dessert with pee
Foot Locker exclusive Jordan and Hanes sock collab causes long line to form awaiting its release
Trump: “Love the hat! You should make love to your wife, let’s hope wife, if not wife, let’s hope husband, because premarital sex is a sin, in that hat. Hey baby look up and then the person you’re in love with will see that you care about the future of this great country enough to make sure the person you care about more than anyone knows who you’re voting for, because transparency is key to a long lasting marriage. May God Bless you and that sexy husband of yours. You’re definitely on the flamboyant side and there’s not a single issue with that, you’re just starting to give me goosebumps…”
Bee sex dungeon lands Florida man in prison for 6 days if he promises to stop
Barron Trump starts “You’re Admired!” t-shirt campaign for his dad
Making a quilt for Shaq? GIANT knitting needles may be worth looking into
Donald Trump to sell “Orange Man Good” kites at upcoming rally
Unlike fastest human, fastest dog is white
Biden loses NAACP support after using black arm flex emoji
You are not allowed to say fam unless you have at least one pair of shoes with yellow laces
