Entertainment
The unaired episode of Puff the Magic Dragon where we learn of his pedophilic tendencies is now on Netflix for a limited time
One of the animators from that episode of Scooby Doo where he and the gang meet Mama Cass has a birthday coming up
The first bi-sexual antelope was just re-released into the wild and has already been seen with men and women
Technology evolves quicker than previously thought after new poll shows that ethernet cables are now mostly used for autoerotic asphyxiation
Watching Ross cry is more upsetting than seeing a dead lizard
Peyton Manning retroactively fined for using smelling salts during Super Bowl XLI
The earliest known photographic evidence showing a white guy thinking of the n-word sells for a whopping $58294929047
Millions boycott Nintendo after Animal Crossing added a Charlie Chaplin mustache on Hitler’s half birthday
There are more doctors named Tim than you’d expect
Amazon bans the sale of legal aged silicone masturbatory vaginas just weeks before the election causing some political commentators to ponder whether or not this is good or bad for radical pedophilia
Nature Valley’s family pack includes a dustpan, but you need to mail in 4 UPCs to receive broom
Why would a chickenhawk be photographed leaving Chris Cristie’s New Jersey mansion at 2:49am? Is he cheating on Mary Pat?!?
An early Fantastic Four comic has predicted nothing yet but we’re looking
Horseshoes used in professional races must now contain at least 0.3% dead horse bone to remind us all that yesterday is still with us today
For the first time since Freddie Mercury left us, California’s skyline ended its day with rainbow clouds prompting religious scholars to hypothesize that he finally made it to Heaven with, both, Muhammad and Jesus
“It’s almost as bad as incest” is what someone yelled at us regarding the new Instagram Reels trend known as SWGS (sex with giant salamanders). We disagree. Incest is way better
Merriam and Webster are blaming each other after Blackface was chosen as the word of the day
Netflix apologizes for only having one black kid on Stranger Things or is it in Stranger Things ah who cares their apology wasn’t authentic anyways
