Monthly Archive: September 2020
Zagat award winning pastry chef arrested for filling poo colored dessert with pee
Foot Locker exclusive Jordan and Hanes sock collab causes long line to form awaiting its release
A shirt covered with cat hair shirt among top 3 ways to minimize street harassment
The peanut butter ashtray challenge on Instagram Reels is killing white guys at an alarming rate
A new stapler at Staples that never needs refilling is hurting Staples staple sales
Glancing up at a 47 degree angle considered to be optimal way of talking to God
Trump: “Love the hat! You should make love to your wife, let’s hope wife, if not wife, let’s hope husband, because premarital sex is a sin, in that hat. Hey baby look up and then the person you’re in love with will see that you care about the future of this great country enough to make sure the person you care about more than anyone knows who you’re voting for, because transparency is key to a long lasting marriage. May God Bless you and that sexy husband of yours. You’re definitely on the flamboyant side and there’s not a single issue with that, you’re just starting to give me goosebumps…”
Bee sex dungeon lands Florida man in prison for 6 days if he promises to stop
Barron Trump starts “You’re Admired!” t-shirt campaign for his dad
Making a quilt for Shaq? GIANT knitting needles may be worth looking into
Donald Trump to sell “Orange Man Good” kites at upcoming rally
